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"I'm Sorry I Drunk Urinated in Your Bed."

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I'm sorry I drunk urinated in your bed. More sorry for myself because you left me for it.

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"Sorry for Stealing Some Kid's Money at the Bowling Alley."

"I'm Sorry for Not Realizing How Sick You Were Dad."

"I'm Sorry for Not Realizing How Sick You Were Dad."

"I've Been an Unbearable Drunk Girlfriend."

"I've Been an Unbearable Drunk Girlfriend."

"I'm Sorry I Disappeared on You."

"I'm Sorry I Disappeared on You."

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"I'm Sorry I'll Never Live Up to Your Expectations."

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"I'm Sorry I Didn't Have More Patience With You."

"Dear Mental Illness: I'm Sorry I Doubted What You Are Capable Of."

"I Fell In Love With You and That's Why I Need to Let You Go."

"I'm Sorry I Missed Your Most Important Years."

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