I apologize for not apologizing!
"I'm Sorry I Fell in Love with Your Boyfriend."
"I Apologize to My Dear Grandmother."
"Sorry for Stealing Some Kid's Money at the Bowling Alley."
"I'm Sorry for Not Realizing How Sick You Were Dad."
"I've Been an Unbearable Drunk Girlfriend."
"I'm Sorry I Disappeared on You."
"I Never Got the Chance to Tell You How Outstanding You Were."
"I'm Sorry For Sleeping with You Right After I Slept With Someone Else."
"I'm Sorry for Being a Burden."
"Today, I Apologise to Myself; All The Extreme Diets Were Awful."
"I'm Sorry I'll Never Live Up to Your Expectations."
"I'm Sorry That I Smothered You."
"I'm Sorry I Didn't Have More Patience With You."
"Dear Mental Illness: I'm Sorry I Doubted What You Are Capable Of."
"I Fell In Love With You and That's Why I Need to Let You Go."
"I'm Sorry I Missed Your Most Important Years."